My boyfriend and I are doing the cutest thing for Valentine’s Day. 

I’m going to watch him on tv and he’s going to continue to pretend like he doesn’t know me.

constantly struggling between being a sarcastic asshole or a nice, sweet blogger

dropyourweaponnow:

Super Bowl Musical Number including SVU, 30R and more “Brotherhood of Man” (by cntry07)

SCHOOL: 

• In class: 1+1=2
• Exercises: 1+2+1=4
• Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

that person that you wish you could unfollow but if you did you know they would come at you and ask why and make a big deal because you used to talk but you haven’t talked in forever and every single thing they post makes you wanna punch them in the face

brokenwetdreams:

i hate it when people dont hate people i hate

• Friend: I miss my boyfriend
• Me: So do I
• Friend: He calls me princess
• Me: He calls me fan
• Me: Sometimes fans like plural
• Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
• Friend: 

• Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
• Me: lol

helenaoftroy:

Here, have a list of the blazers that I want to buy, but won’t because I have no money to spend on them.

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