annperkins:

Tina Fey arrives @ 84th Annual Academy Awards on February 26, 2012 in Hollywood, California.

Guys, do you think I fucked Ray J in a video?  [x]

30rockasaurus:

#WHEN IS MARISKA GOING TO GUEST STAR ON 30 ROCK?

3swallows:

“By the way, Hessian Burns is one of the greatest poets Scotland has ever produced”

#laughing at the computer screen with them pretending it’s a girls night out and they’re laughing at my hilarious joke

Ellen: So you don’t want to be a part of the show. You want to just be a guest star on the show? 
Amy: Yeah. Well, you know, I’ve been lucky enough to meet Mariska Hargitay, who is-
Ellen: Isn’t she great?
Amy: She’s so great and cool. And I always wanted to play a character like that on TV where you get to like really quietly lean in and say, “You can’t hurt those little girls anymore.” Don’t you wish you could do that? Don’t you wish you can play like a badass on TV? 
Ellen: Yeah. Yeah. And I know exactly what you’re talking about. Where she leans in and does-
Amy: When someone whose really fighting for a good cause, but also, just like, like a palates frame. I would love that. 
Ellen: I know what you’re talking about.
Amy: God. That’s never going to happen. 

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